Ringo

A ringo is the person (usually male) in a group of friends or clique who is blamed for everything or always picked on by the rest. Common characteristics of a ringo include laughing when they are insulted, never being able to word things properly, and the fact that they're always good to have around.

Kid 1: Hey, what'd you do last week?
Ringo: I pool played....played...played p–
Kid 1: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Kid 2: You're such a ringo

by ziggystardust July 23, 2014

Ringo

A warning of imminent danger; mainly an approaching teacher or other person capable of disciplinary action.

Variations:
-Ringaramos
-Ringatron

Man 1: "Dude so last night i went out and..."
Man 2: "Ringo."
(Authority figure passes)
Man 1: "Thanks man."

by Damau5 April 13, 2010

Ringo

If you need a name for your cat, and he/she is a massive asshole, then this name is perfect for you. Ringo likes to bite ankles and steal food while you're trying to sleep, but while you're awake, he/she is probably the most innocent thing in the room. But that quiet and cute mood is just a little getting-used-to it warm-up before they turn into Satan.

Dude, every cat I met that's named Ringo is a shit.

by Pappa Jonny August 10, 2018

Ringo

A game played at massage parlours, prior to going in each person is allocated a number and they have to choose the girl corresponding to that number also known as rub out bingo

John, Dan, Rob and I went to the massage parlour and played Ringo, I had 3 and got the 3rd girl she lloked like a moose but hey thats Ringo

by Alnan November 23, 2012

Ringo

Def 1.) (Verb) Jump
Def 2.) (Adjective) Cool, sweet, occasionally high-strung

Person 1-Man, he's so cool.
Person 2- Yeah. he's like a Ringo!

by Tabletzzzz September 23, 2009

Ringo

Someone who is:

1) Brain dead

2) Exceptionally retarded

3) in the Beatles, but for some reason or another, you never hear about, unless they release a very bad album.

"Mate, you're a fucking ringo"

by Leif Erickson April 11, 2008

Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 29, 2003