an unbelieveably boring, retarted shit-hole where all the girls are sluts and obsessed with soccer and starbucks and all the boys are assholes and obsessed with airsoft and slutty girls. everyone is separated into their own cliques, and when they hate someone, they despise them with every ounce of blood in their body and are as nasty as hell to them (yes, even the adults do this... pta moms, mostly). the women are snobby bitches with fur coats and louis vuitton bags who havent worked a single day in their life, and the men are never around and always on buisness trips in japan or europe. basically, its the homophobic, bitchy, boring, small version of bel-air.
ridgefield is like a fruitcake: disgusting, ugly, and you never, ever want to eat it, even touch it or just THINK about it. otherwise, you might gag or even worse throw up.
by ct hater, ca lover March 2, 2006
A bunch of rich, white idiots who think they're the kings and queens of the world. All the high schoolers think they're going to Harvard or Yale, and all the parents are stupid and naive. The schools are overrated, there are no services, and it seems like Ridgefield is a bubble. This town just flat out stinks. Everyone's white. The kids are asses, and everyone hates each other. god its bad.
by Anonymous April 16, 2005
The white trash version of Greenwich. They think that because they moved out of New York or made a little money, somehow they've elevated from white trash status, however further inspection of the extra amount of pickup trucks, and dumpy yards proves that statement to be false.
by Elle O'elle April 2, 2023
Ridgefield, Connecticut is a small, wealthy town residing in Fairfield County. Most would say that its racial balance is "unhealthy," which is totally true when you take your first gander at the staggering white majority. The town values its money dearly, and if you don't believe me, look at the bank, next to the bank, next to the bank. The public and private school systems are phenomenal, notably Ridgefield High School, Saint Mary's School, and East Ridge Middle School. The town is subtly historic, with 1700's era colonials lining the town's main street. This town is fairly cultured, with a large number of musicians and artists, along with the Aldrich Contemporary Art Museum. Overall, it is an expensive but great place to live and grow up in, although you might have a secluded upbringing as a child. On a downside, however, the drug consumption and dealing rate is high, mostly because of the bored, rich teenagers with time to kill.
"Where is the nearest ATM in Ridgefield, CT?"
"Visit Union Savings Bank, it's right across from Citi Bank, which is right across from Wells Fargo, which is right across from Bank of America."
"Visit Union Savings Bank, it's right across from Citi Bank, which is right across from Wells Fargo, which is right across from Bank of America."
by Sock Puppet JJ October 15, 2013
A town in Bergen County, New Jersey neighboring towns such as Palisades Park and Cliffside Park. The population of the town comprises mostly of typical suburban families as well as senior citizens wishing to live in a quiet environment. However the real bullshit starts when you meet the youth of the town. Unless you enjoy extremely arrogant kids who talk shit and think they are urban thugs, you best stay out of Ridgefield. Sure, they'd probably shit their pants and cry the minute they step into an actual urban environment such as Camden or Newark, but that doesn't stop them from bragging about how tough they are and how much better they are than you.
Ethnicity-wise, Ridgefield is full of stereotypical white kids and Koreans. If you're Latino, Indian, Black etc., don't be surprised to be stared down by every other person. If that doesn't sound pleasing enough wait till you meet the cops who are so overly cautious that they make you feel uncomfortable.
Entertainment-wise, Ridgefield is as competent as a deaf DJ. Unless sitting on your ass all day excites you, you won't have much fun in this town. Your best option is to head to the nearby town of Edgewater, where you might actually have a good time
Bottomline, the town is boring. Similar to Secaucus, there may be a cool kid here and there but most of them are annoying little shits.
Ethnicity-wise, Ridgefield is full of stereotypical white kids and Koreans. If you're Latino, Indian, Black etc., don't be surprised to be stared down by every other person. If that doesn't sound pleasing enough wait till you meet the cops who are so overly cautious that they make you feel uncomfortable.
Entertainment-wise, Ridgefield is as competent as a deaf DJ. Unless sitting on your ass all day excites you, you won't have much fun in this town. Your best option is to head to the nearby town of Edgewater, where you might actually have a good time
Bottomline, the town is boring. Similar to Secaucus, there may be a cool kid here and there but most of them are annoying little shits.
Three friends are talking.
Union City Kid: "What's Ridgefield? My parent's said I'm moving there."
Hoboken Kid: "It's a town close by. You've never heard of Ridgefield NJ?"
Union City Kid: "No, what's it like?"
Jersey City Kid: "I was almost arrested for sneezing."
Hoboken Kid: "I was called out by a white kid whose balls haven't even dropped yet."
Union City Kid: “Kill me."
Union City Kid: "What's Ridgefield? My parent's said I'm moving there."
Hoboken Kid: "It's a town close by. You've never heard of Ridgefield NJ?"
Union City Kid: "No, what's it like?"
Jersey City Kid: "I was almost arrested for sneezing."
Hoboken Kid: "I was called out by a white kid whose balls haven't even dropped yet."
Union City Kid: “Kill me."
by PeterPiperParker June 16, 2014
First, go in the middle of the freezing Connecticut woods, build an ugly little town out of wood, then make every store either a bank or a crappy pizza place. Lastly, add a bunch of rich people to the mix and some poor(ish) people to make the rich people look richer. Welcome to Ridgefield Connecticut!!
New at the high school? Don't worry, I'm sure if you're even a little bit different, the kids will cast you off as an insignificant piece of shit. Hungry? You have roughly 20 restaurants to choose from, none of which are that good, but hey it's fun to keep trying. Bored? The town has a large selection of drug dealers to hook you up with any sort of drug you want, as well as a wide variety of alcohol. Out of money? Almost every other fucking building in Ridgefield is a bank, so robbing and getting away should be a pretty simple task, for the police will not be able to figure out which bank you robbed.
Yes, Ridgefield is a beautiful little town in Connecticut that's sure to turn your kids either into unconfident stoner outcasts without the slightest knowledge of the world around them, or into hefty jocks that will indefinitely do a shit ton more drugs and end up dropping out of community college.
New at the high school? Don't worry, I'm sure if you're even a little bit different, the kids will cast you off as an insignificant piece of shit. Hungry? You have roughly 20 restaurants to choose from, none of which are that good, but hey it's fun to keep trying. Bored? The town has a large selection of drug dealers to hook you up with any sort of drug you want, as well as a wide variety of alcohol. Out of money? Almost every other fucking building in Ridgefield is a bank, so robbing and getting away should be a pretty simple task, for the police will not be able to figure out which bank you robbed.
Yes, Ridgefield is a beautiful little town in Connecticut that's sure to turn your kids either into unconfident stoner outcasts without the slightest knowledge of the world around them, or into hefty jocks that will indefinitely do a shit ton more drugs and end up dropping out of community college.
by TakeThatCommunism December 24, 2011
Ridgefield Connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in one of the wealthiest counties in America. We are overpopulated to the point that it takes 30 min to drive through mainstreet. However, with all the people you see swarming town on a daily basis, you will never see anyone who isn't white. We have zero diversity. If you're a down to earth, kind person you will be ostrisized to no end and have no chance of fitting in. Here in Ridgefield we sell million dollar shacks. Our cops are incompetent losers. They sit on the side of the road all day just waiting to pull people over for going 10 above the speed limit. A lot of our tax money goes to Dunkin Donuts.
by Kinkypitty June 3, 2018