A god that walks amongst men. it has been said he is the love child of a devils three way between Zues, Aphrodite, and Hades. Tends to wear mustaches for no reason, loud mouthed, obnoxious, and causes hate and discontent where ever he goes. Commonly mistaked for Herculese, Lou Ferrigno, Tom Cruise or Robin Thicke

Q: Who is that amazingly strong and ruggedly handsome man?

A: thats thats Kregg Rickert

Kregg Rickert by Ericsamazingverbals June 24, 2010

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a combat boot wearing chain-smoking loner. often drives a wrangler mobile. LOOKS LIKE JESUS.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT JESUS?
Person 2: Nah, look at the combat boots, it's a rickert.

rickert by SatanLovesPot January 5, 2009

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Robert Rickert

stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.

old classmate: robert?

robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:

old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!

Robert Rickert by jaszo July 19, 2009

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