Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

Keith Richards by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019

Ricardoism 

Ricardoism Ricardoism is a religion that started when RicardoThe Ricardoism God entered this world. Many people worship Ricardo as a result and it is now classed as a religion.

I was converted to Ricardoism.

Ricardoism by MidnightGamer4X March 31, 2020

keith richards' ghost 

cocaine. aka the white lady, yiggity, yoda, etc.

We spent the weekend hanging out with keith richards' ghost.

keith richards' ghost by ollie October 24, 2004

Justin Richards 

Singer/guitarist of Brighten, the most amazing band ever.
Currently playing guitar with A Rocket To The Moon.
ARTTM consists of Nick Santino, Loren Brinton, and eric halvorsen.

In numerous online forums, Justin has been called an "angel."
I am yet to hear anything bad about him.
That's a good thing.

You see Justin Richards playing that guitar?
Yeah, he's cool.

Justin Richards by forlife March 17, 2009

Mr Richards 

An extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-boob and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the class to look at and laugh. He also has an inhuman addiction to using the term 'top set year 10' constantly which in Chinese translates to 'fat over-weight left bollock that sits in a beat-up chair with several board pens inserted into his arse hole in one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice'. Hes also fat...

Mr Richards:Have all of you fags got your equipment?
Student:No you fucking cuntbag ive lost my ruler.
Mr Richards:What a fucking shame you fat cunt, 'your top set year 10'
Student:Fuck

Mr Richards by mrmystery69 August 29, 2016

Keith Richards 

The only man to make ozzy look amish.

Guitarist for The Rolling Stones.

The answer to any bioterrorism or disease out there.

Robin Williams: I do believe there's a cure... for whatever bioterrorism is out there, and it lies within Keith Richards.

Keith Richards by metalhead777 February 23, 2010

Golden Richards

Often used when your telling somebody that your ready to go do an activity. Also a professional football player in the 70's. Was also used in the movie I Love You, Man.

Action Jackson: Hey you wanna go play some football?
Andy Candy Bar: Hell yea man, let me go grab my bag and i'll be Golden Richards.

Golden Richards by Tony2T's August 23, 2009