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Rice Pipe 

A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.
Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.
Rice Pipe by Pompous Smurf December 22, 2006

Ricer Pipeline 

The act of placing a hamster, gerbil etc. into a tube, then proceeding to insert the said tube into their own assholes and shitting into it, and attempting to push the small animal into the other persons ass.
Dude me and Danny did the Ricer Pipeline last night!
Ricer Pipeline by Thehamguzzler September 24, 2018

ruff pipe rider 

To ride a ruff pipe: The act of sodomy.
Ruff pipe rider: One who commits the act of sodomy.
1: Knowing now that miss piggy is a "ruff pipe rider" makes me realise the extent of her greed!
2: "You know what tony?", "whats that George?", "i've now fully realise that you only live once, therefore im off to ride more ruff pipes".
ruff pipe rider by Robin the great January 14, 2006

Pipe Rider 

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.
That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.
Pipe Rider by Xharvester December 22, 2018

Hay river pipecleaner 

repeated ass-to-mouth until the anus has become pure and clean.
Cheryl ran out of toilet paper, so i gave her the hay river pipecleaner.

Piper Rice 

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.
Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”
Piper Rice by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019