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An amazing guy, with a big heart and a huge smile. He has travelled the world and seen amazing places, soaking it all in and never taking it for granted. Treats old and young alike and repects those who respect him. Knows how to laugh and how to take a joke. Cries with laughter a jokes about 'Lucky Black' cats. Doesn't forget a friend even when it's years since they have met. Truly someone to be held on too. x
That guy in the Jewellery store is a total Riaan
by campari queen February 03, 2010
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An amazing guy, with a big heart and a huge smile. He has travelled the world and seen amazing places, soaking it all in and never taking it for granted. Treats old and young alike and repects those who respect him. Knows how to laugh and how to take a jokes. Cries with laughter a jokes about 'Lucky Black' cats. Doesn't forget a friend even when it's years since they have met. Truly someone to be held on too. x
That guy in the Jewellery store is a total Riaan
by campari queen February 03, 2010
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a heartless bastard, a jerk who has no life whatsoever. A person who fathers children in every country throughout the world. One who was not breastfed as a child. One who lacks a brain. Someone who claims to have a low sperm count. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a lesbian and a straight woman, but refers to all women he gets with as lesbians. Someone who believes he wins the lottery everyday and in any country that sends him an email telling him so.
Bob: "That guy was such an asshole, he was a total Riaan."
Tina: "I totally agree"
by Lindy & Marlize April 26, 2009
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A midget scrub who can't aim and is the definition of stupid and idiot also a basketball addict that likes to hangout with older people
That guys being such a Riaan
by Mustafa sahiby April 16, 2017
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Watch out, here comes Riaan!
by WhiteNiggers September 19, 2015
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