Rhinocepotamuphant

1. The result of splicing a rhinoceros, a hippopotamus, and an elephant.

2. An abomination against everything God and nature stand for.

3. A girl so fucking unreasonably fat and ugly that only this absurd, seven-syllable, 18 letter word can explain how she looks.

4. A fat person so ugly; on a scale 1-10 they would be rated 9001.

5. The Frankenstein of the animal kingdom.

1. rhino+hippo+elephant=rhinocepotamuphant

2. Scientist1: Yes! I've finally spliced a rhino, a hippo, and an elephant. This is my greatest scientific accomplishment.

Scientis2: Holy shit dude! You're definitely going to hell for make this...this...abomination.

3. Guy1: Dude what is one word you would use to describe Snooki from Jersey Shore?

Guy2: When I think of her, I think of two related elephants having an inbred child, and some retard child of a rhino and hippo has a child with that inbred elephant. Hmm, only if there was one word to describe a person with all three of those fat, ugly animal genes.

Guy1: There is; the word you are looking for is rhinocepotamuphant.

4. Nappa: Vegeta how ugly does the scouter say Snooki is?

Vegeta: SHE'S OVER 9000!

Nappa: Oh damn!

Rhinocepotamuphant by Das Hoont August 30, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004