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Middle aged, overweight, rabid fangirls that follow their favourite musicians to every concert, usually buying out the first few rows, sit in lines at appearances for many hours prior and annoy every last radio station on earth to play the music of their chosen victim.
They often bitch about each other, and other, more mature fans and fight over whom is the biggest and most dedicated fan of their herd. They also will stampede to be number one amongst their fantasy musician and often try to ruin the lives of other fans via social networking websites.
Most of these women are married and may have children, but some are known to divorce because of their Celebrity Worship Syndrome.
All in all, Rhinos are very manipulative and mean, but come across as beautiful angels to the general public and their fangirl dream.
Example 1
Person 1: Hurry up! We have to get in line to see *name musician here* before the Rhino stampede.

Example 2
Person 1: HEY! DOWN IN FRONT!
Person 2: Don't even bother, the rhinos will NOT sit down for anyone. They are so obsessed and self-absorbed and they all hate each other, but will really hate you now that you've said that.

Example 3
How a Rhino works.
What they say: Let's spread the love, joy and music of *name musician here*
What they think: I'm the biggest fan, no one else can ever say otherwise, but if they do, I will ruin their life.
by howdotheywork December 22, 2010
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a semi-fat chick who could be hot and or really hot if she lost the love handles. rhino's are cool to hook up with too
Rhinos; tag and release baby!
I bagged a rhino last night bro.
by FD's January 12, 2006
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Pushing your forehead against someone else's forehead, starting a battle of who can push the other person with their forehead. It's like a war.
*putting forehead on other persons forehead and pushing* RHINO!

Carly is rhinoing Tyler right now and she's winning.
by THE MASTER RHINOIER February 01, 2014
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The male equivalent of a "Cougar" although a bit more accurately descriptive because "Rhino men" like their animal counterpart are usually wrinkled and horny.
girl 1: Ugh, I went to the bar last night and this Rhino kept telling me how pretty I was, and that i remind him of his middle daughter.
girl 2: did you get his number?
by fractalphono March 11, 2010
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the most retarded person in the world, he also makes a TERRIBLE boyfriend,

he thinks hes the toughest guy ever, yet no one likes him.
NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU RHINO.
james is such a fucking rhino !
by taradactyl2 June 22, 2010
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i want this rhino here
by terrell mateo April 15, 2004
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When you have freakishly large muscles and you are dumb as fuck. Usually called retard strength. On occasion rhinos will usually fake heart attacks during football practices. Also you can never understand this so called rhino. So don't try to make small talk with it. It might have a very freakishly wierd chode as well.
I stuck that rhino in the arm with a pin.
by Mr. Afrojackson February 20, 2009
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