Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
by Based on a true story January 4, 2010