An inverse cock block
. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify
), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly
. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify
. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.