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An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.
I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.
by Willyg243 February 07, 2009
Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
by Chendawg522 December 14, 2007