Retardar
An internal, extra-sensory detector allowing for the identification of retardedness and people acting retarded.
If it weren't for my excellent retardar, the guy on the cell phone, while riding his bike would have become road kill.
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Retardar
Mandy: That kid is totally autistic.
Brian: How can you tell that by just looking at him?
Mandy: I have retardar.
Brian: How can you tell that by just looking at him?
Mandy: I have retardar.
Retardar by Diane Mower August 22, 2008
Related Words
Retardar • retardaranger • Retardardion • retardariffic • Retardary • Retard Arm • retardation • Retardable • retarder • retardando
Second Hand Retardation
When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"
Second Hand Retardation by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017
Internet Retardation
The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.
4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.
Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy 💅 #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.
Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.
Internet Retardation by Niga Jonsin October 19, 2022
Midnight Retardation
Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.
Midnight Retardation by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022
Group Retardation
Retardation when seen in a group of people, this strain of retardation seems to be quite prevalent in 80% of the dota community.
noob: Dam u suk att d0ta, u liek dat cok eh, gulp gulp
noob 2: lolololol
pro: looks like you guys are afflicted with group retardation, you should seek help at playdota.com
noob 2: lolololol
pro: looks like you guys are afflicted with group retardation, you should seek help at playdota.com
Group Retardation by wasabiwaffles August 1, 2011
Retardao
It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.
A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."
Retardao by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020
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