Resading

a misspesling of reading, often defined as synonomous with sexual intercourse

"So me and Sheila, yeah, we were resading last night"
"You two did it?!?"
"No we, werre doing our homework... crazy person"

Resading by Color Blind April 17, 2010

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

bad lip reading 

The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.

I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.

bad lip reading by hic2482w June 29, 2011

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS 

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS by ERROR: Name forgotten in code May 16, 2017