I fucking hate the fag man.

Everyone fucking hates the repo man.

Nobody ever calls the repo man the repo man, for the fag man has less sylables and everyone knows who you're talking about if you just say fag man.

Nobody has any liking toward the fag man, for the fag man has no friends. Even other equals, or homosexuals, would never go out with him.

Note: Homosexuals are immensely offended if they call the repo man an equal just because they are both homosexual, for homosexuals hate the repo man almost as much as we heterosexuals do.
by I FUCKING HATE THE FAG MAN December 11, 2005
Top Definition
Out from the night, from the mists steps a figure
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
The Repo Man has a thankless job... somebodys gotta do it.
by Nathan Wallace March 16, 2009
the guy who comes and takes away your stuff.
by bbh April 23, 2003
A person who goes after guys that owe someone money. They go and collect or repossess items for a small fee.
Back in Seattle I made my living as a repoman.

Dude, this fucking repoman keeps sending me mail 'bout my loan, it's making me crazy!
by Jassim the Great August 09, 2009
A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
by Atlec July 26, 2007
a bitch ass douche bag that steals from people for a living,also called a thief
man1: hey where's your car at? man2: some repo man came and stole it when I wasn't here. man1: i hate repo men. they love to steal things
by buffalowings December 09, 2010
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