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A off-duty Hurricane Police Officer who naturally takes the whole 9inches from his daddy in his bum.
Hey, that rent-a-pig tried to kick Mason County and the Cracker Crew out of the ball game, but didn't have the balls to follow through.
A security guard who thinks he is a cop.
Hey look! It's another rent a pig..
by Bigpun April 27, 2003