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One that is jerkish in nature. A sarcastic, pessimistic person who likes long walks on the summits of mountains and valleys. Likes the Office and Scrubs. Has facial hair, even at the age of 3.
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You are such a remmert.
by Abby Kristo January 17, 2010

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