pussy relapse

when on a dry streak, you start considering hitting up past girlfriends or your ex.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I think Imma hit up Kelsey. She's been lookin' pretty good lately.

Dude 2: Dude! She totally played you last Summer! You're just having pussy relapse from your dry streak.

Dude 1: I don;t know man. She's pretty bomb.

by PsychoSexy June 26, 2010

Comical Relapse

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

by (DWR) August 9, 2005

relapse 2

the seventh studio album from the Famous Self Made Millionaire Eminem then from in on out D12's album will be next,With Exclusive rapper proof back with D on a track...He never left..!

yeaah!,that high potency Rap is Crack to my ears,Fuck Lil Wayne,i ain't feel non of that sh!t he sayin,I heard mixtapes better then his Studio album..but i be waitin for the relapse 2 after the first one,That garbage shit Sucka Mc's puttin out...T.I singin with the weak ass white bread justin,soldja boy with a fuckin Gay ass dance makin Black people look bad like flavor flav & Krumping..Dumb ass nigga's..Cut that shit out when Obama's Prez,we dont need retarded ghetto shit.

by homeboy March 21, 2009

Relapse Buddy

A fellow recovering addict who decides to relapse with you to keep you from spiraling too far out of control, and ultimately, to help get you back on the wagon when the time comes.

"Yo, I saw that thing you posted on Facebook, do you need a relapse buddy?"

by JustLik3Me November 1, 2019

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

Entertainment Relapse

V. When you begin to read, watch or play a previously addicting form of entertainment, and become re-addicted to it.

Man 1: Holy cow man! I just found my old Gameboy and Poke'mon Red and my eye's have been glued to it for the past month and a half, I finally realize what it's like to experience a relapse now.

Man 2: Dude, no you don't. You're just suffering from an Entertainment Relapse.

by Borgle May 11, 2010

relapse five

When you for instance had sex with your ex-girlfriend and tell your friends. You then do a "relapse five"
Where you high five and it get awkward for a little bit then you high five again.

I had sex with my ex last thursday... relapse five!

by Gingerpowerofepicness May 15, 2016