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Regretsy'd 

verb-- for when any Etsy.com product, especially a piece of total crap, is posted on Regretsy, a site that feeds specifically of such crap.
Webgoer 1: Did you see that Etsy seller who wrote a biography of the basket she was selling?
Webgoer 2: Oh yeah, that chick got totally Regretsy'd for that!
Regretsy'd by Raynie Dayes December 24, 2009

regretsysex 

When you regret having sex with someone.
We got drunk and had regretsysex.
regretsysex by Marcoda April 14, 2011

regretsenstrudel 

Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

Regretted getting 

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.
Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?
Regretted getting by SuiJose February 7, 2022

regretsy 

An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.
That piece of crap never made it to you? My regretsy.
regretsy by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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