A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.
"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"
by tehbanaynay June 03, 2014
Short for the Rideau centre, the best mall in Ottawa. Common hangout spot for high school students after school
Julia: Hey Rayna, are you going to Reeds after school today?
Rayna: Yeah, I want to do some shopping
by JewlzStille January 10, 2011
One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.
Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.
by Rick... March 07, 2013
('Read) to Reed.
1:) To Reed someone is the act of taking someone's possion without permission. v.
1:) Why would you Reed my ring?
2:) Stop Reeding my stuff Maxene.
by dindsoe November 14, 2010
Someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. Someone you want to believe in but fails you. He is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn't know who he is. He takes up offers and falls through. Reed's are not to be trusted. They break hearts and tell lies.
Don't trust him he is as two-faced as a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.
by Queen Desdemona October 23, 2014
a pot smoking jew who is lazy.
look at that reed kid with his afro
by theunknowndog1 November 03, 2010
adj. short name for ridiculous
Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.
by Nika is crazy! March 18, 2009

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