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1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.
"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College
 
1.
To be a manly, sexy male that works hard and looks good while doing it. He is strongheaded and tells it like it is. When Reed knows what he wants he goes after it. Very respectful and melts to the most important women in his life. He stands up for himself and for the people he loves. All around a great guy to have around.
Mess with Reed and he'll mess you up!
by TLCXX February 08, 2010
 
2.
Amazing guy with Clark Kent (Superman) good looks. Reeds are very respectful to women, and always take care of the people they love. When Reeds fall in love, they give their hearts completely away to the girl that was lucky enough to catch their eye. Reeds never pressure their significant other into anything, and always take the time to tell her how much he loves her and how great she makes him feel. Being extremely attractive, sensitive, and different from all other guys, Reeds have their pick of girls, but they only need the love of one.
Do you see that hot guy over there? He's totally a Reed.

I'm so lucky to have Reed <3
by snofflelopogus July 03, 2010
 
3.
A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.
Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.
by Adoring Fan November 18, 2007
 
4.
Reed is a sexy outgoing strong name. that everyone wants to name their kids. it is the 4th top name for babies in 1996. Reed is one mother fucking sexy beast.
"oh look at her...she is one fine girl"
"oh yes she is."
"shes like a reed"
by thebeast778 August 23, 2011
 
5.
Short for the Rideau centre, the best mall in Ottawa. Common hangout spot for high school students after school
Julia: Hey Rayna, are you going to Reeds after school today?
Rayna: Yeah, I want to do some shopping
by JewlzStille January 10, 2011
 
6.
A device used to play woodwind instruments, but more commonly known as a device to teach you how to give great oral sex (a.k.a. blowjobs).
Person 1: OH MY GOD, THIS BLOWJOB IS AMAZING
Person 2: Thanks, I learned from reeds.
by fuckyeahbill October 03, 2013
 
7.
One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.
Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.
by Rick... March 07, 2013