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Redmon is like having a 26 Inch douche in your ass all day... He makes you wanna slit your wrist but they are to brittle to slit because he has been beating you for 12 hours nonstop.

Redmon is also like having a bitch that is alway on there period. Having yours testicles covered in honey on a bee farm. A Redmon is also like having a horse dick slaping you in the face and all the cum getting inside your vagina.Like masturbating in acid rain, or eating at Mcdonalds... All in all, Redmon is definately no Axelscott
Damn, that bitch Redmon is such a hairy anus.
by Redmon December 06, 2008