Reddit

the only social media that followers doesn't matter

A: Hey i just got 2 followers on Reddit!
Me: i dont give a fuck

by the name not being used October 21, 2021

reddit

do i really gotta explain?

"reddit."

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Reddit

if you have an IQ above 4 you won't go here!

Redditor: CoMe JoIn ReDdIt.
5 IQ man: No thats gay

by ICookCats October 10, 2021

Reddit

The most poggers place on earth. Great memes awesome CUMmunity. But there are some rules:

No tiktok
No fortnite

No emojis
Worship keanu chungus
Yay reddit
Yay minecraft
Yay moai
Yay shrek
We think communism is funny
No furries
No instagram

Virgin 1: i like tiktok
Virgin 2: yeah! I love tiktok too! (Does stupid fortnite dance)
Sigma gigachad redditor: oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora! (Proceeds to destroy these stupid virgins)

by Iwilleatyourass69420 November 25, 2021

Reddit

The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.

Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.

by RealDealJesus October 9, 2021

Reddit

iFunny but with more porn and even more retards. Both apps are awful and the people are toxic asf, but Reddit is worse. Reddit is where you can post memes, join and comment on specific topics, and if you post something remotely offensive it will get reported.

I hate Reddit.

by lavalampdick May 18, 2022

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink August 11, 2013