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Schrödinger's Redbull

When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.
Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".

Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".

Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"

Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
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Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night 

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight
Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

Nature's Red Bull

"Damn Jake, i snorted some of nature's red bull and haven't slept in 2 days !"
Nature's Red Bull by BurkaBoii August 13, 2018

Red Bull Stratos Psych 

Epic event that you were eagerly anticipating, that is suddenly cancelled, er, "delayed" until a later date - even though many people, perhaps hundreds of thousands, are already on site and waiting for it to happen.

Etymology:
On October 09, 2012, the Red Bull Stratos free fall from the stratosphere with pilot Felix Baumgartner, supremely hyped as "a mission to the edge of space that will try to surpass human limits that have existed for more than 50 years," with live feeds on redbullstratos.com/live and youtube, live feeds watched my *many* the world over, with viewers holding their breath in anticipation of the stratospheric balloon flight to more than 120,000 feet / 36,576 meters and the supposed record-breaking freefall jump in the attempt for Felix to become the first man to break the speed of sound in freefall (an estimated 690 miles / 1,110 kilometers per hour), while delivering valuable data for medical and scientific advancement...cancelled, er, "delayed" until the next day, at the *very moment* the launch was supposed to happen.
Randy: "Hey, I wasn't expecting you guys to show up for this important meeting, I thought you would be at your desks watching that Felix Baumgartner thing on the youtube like everybody else..."

Luther: "Oh, no, man...they pulled the plug on that thing, like, last minute."

Nate: "It's like, a total Red Bull Stratos Psych, ovah here."

"Redball" Soon 

Leave's conversation 0.000125473 milliseconds after he says he may leave.
"Normal" Soon - "I might leave soon" (Waits at least a few minutes before leaving)

"Redball" Soon - "I might leave soon" (Leave's Immanently)
"Redball" Soon by MEME_LAD125 August 5, 2018

new york red bulls 

The new york red bulls just kicked DC uniteds ASS
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redbullsvviings 

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