A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
by ChickenPoopFart September 14, 2019
The prophet of the red bull
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
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THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
A woman alone at night
Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And
RED BULL
She would lay down her live for red bull
For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster
Red bull is her god
Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons
Eat the meat of the red bull god
We shall rise
Red Bull will rise
If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure
Sin in the name of red bull
Never be quite yell only nonsense
Confuse and distract others
Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever
______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY
On night cold and dark
The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour
Rain? No red bull
The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull
The water will run to high
Water? No red bull
_____________________________________________________
If you want to be safe from the day of redbull
Join us
Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
by fuckingUSERNAME August 3, 2023
Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
by ChazzzySan May 27, 2015
by Kdkejjwns May 20, 2020
A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation
Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?
Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex
by monster juice addict June 15, 2021
by cococo97 November 5, 2021
An energy drink that, despite the bullshit slogan, does not give you wings, nor does it, despite what some people claim, does not contain bull urine or bull semen in it.
Fucking moron: I decided to mix my Coffee with Red Bull to switch it up.
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
Someone that is not a fucking moron: Do you want to die?
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2021