1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 12, 2007
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When you are eating out a pussy, and she thinks she is about to orgasm, but really she has her period in your mouth. Then your whole face is red, hence, the Red Baron.
" Yeah, yeah keep eating me out." "Ewwwwww you just had your period on me." "We should call you the red baron."
by Edemps8 January 24, 2011
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When a girl gives you a hand-job with a red oven mitten.

Variations:

Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.

Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female
"That was a good Red Baron you can see it on her face!"
by BaronToys June 23, 2009
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This occurs during sexual intercourse while a woman is on her period. The man and woman begin to have sex in the standing up position with the man in the rear. After a while the man picks up the woman, and twirls her around the room during sex, causing some of her blood to spill over the place while she is airplane flying, thus giving the name "the red baron" to the woman.
Walking into Joe's apartment, you could see the Red Baron had visited at his girlfriends blood was all over the place
by adams bachelor party June 18, 2007
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the best Pilot of The first German Reich (or Prussia) in WW1, whom painted his plane red, because the rest of his squadrant the flying circus painted 1 part of their plane red, so he painted the entire plane, and probably half of his hand.
h: d have you ever heard about The Red Baron?
d: yeah that one guy who got 90 air victories with a red plane in uhhhhhh. WW1?
h: yeah WW1
by brick duster December 9, 2021
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Preferably done on a high bed, when a girl is about to reach orgasm, the man kicks the girl off the bed. After the girl falls off the bed, the man looks down at the girl through his hands while doing an upside-down hand binocular, and yells "I'm the Red Baron!"
Ever since I red baroned the girl off of a bunked bed, no girls want to sleep with me, so I started to superman them.
by The 4th floor red barons April 16, 2008
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-Manfred Von Richtofen. One of the greatest WW1 aces, Flew a blood red Fokker Tri-plane with the Iron Cross painted on the side. Shot down over 80 Allied aircraft.

-When a girl is having her period.
OH NOOOOO! Run for your lives, men! The red baron is flying into town!
by Dennisisevil October 20, 2005
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