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Similar to an asshat, but with a sense of clinical detachment. More appropriate for use in formal settings or news reportage.
The CEO is a rectumhat, sources say.
Rectumhat by Azzic June 22, 2011
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rectumania

It's rumored that rectumania pays more in adult pornographic work specialization.
rectumania by Zembayyeh July 20, 2007

rectumectomy 

rectum removal either by actual surgery or in a comical sense - by removing an "asshole" from a room, group or other situation.
When Kenny kept making off-color comments and acting the part of a complete asshole, Jimmy Ray decided to remove him from the room and performed a rectumectomy for the good of the group.
rectumectomy by jim christ December 31, 2007

Cranial Rectumitis 

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.
You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.
Rectumator by macazonies. November 19, 2010

Rectumtangle 

When an anus suffers so much damage, it becomes completely twisted in itself.
After anal and a huge shit, Sally had herself a nice rectumtangle.
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