Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"

The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.

Also, see mangled

"hey man, what did you do last night?"
"man, i got fuckin' rectangled"
by conpiece! October 27, 2007
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A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014
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The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
by Thefamilyjules August 19, 2017
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-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle
by knowsthnings July 19, 2011
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a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.
ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?
by exxchangee March 14, 2008
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Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.
Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.
by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010
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