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A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"
by Gonzo January 01, 2004