Reclusibate 

V. Masturbating out of pure boredom because you are very recluse.

I have no friends, so I decide to reclusibate quite often.

Reclusibate by Hinga Dinga Durgen October 23, 2013

reclusinating 

the act of insects/spiders/small mammals congregating in a human anus

"My arse hurts. I think something's reclusinating up there."

reclusinating by bufuegypt April 1, 2023