reardon

The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.

Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.

reardon by Triplenglish February 23, 2017

Reardon

Mostly used in Kentucky; Person who is unkept, scruffy or white trash

That girl over there looks like a reardon

Reardon by Richardreardon188 November 1, 2025

Phil Reardon 

Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'

"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"

Phil Reardon by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006

Logan Reardon 

These guys usually have two bungholes and are very creative but use all that creativity on pulling faces. They are naturally talented at Islander recreations like Manus, Surfing, Fighting, etc. Logan Reardon's have something ancient called a munted head. They love to fight and show no mercy. One time I was put in a harsh, hyoid breaking neck lock by a Logan Reardon, it was intense. They love slipping a little finger in are always down for anal. I would recommend getting yourself a Logan Reardon today.

Boy 1 : "Oh look that guy is fingering his second asshole".

Boy 2 : "Must be Logan Reardon"

Logan Reardon by ChoadHandler04 February 16, 2020

ryan reardon 

gay fat faggot queer

ryan reardon said so himself

ryan reardon by dawn jr, May 7, 2019

Devin Reardon 

A girl who is an amazing dancer and usually has a bestfriend who lives far away

"Wow, did u you see her up onstage?" "yah went completely Devin Reardon!"

Devin Reardon by Dkdev January 1, 2012

Shaun Reardon 

A curly haired man from south Asia India who likes pigeons and being cool.

That guy is such a Shaun Reardon

Shaun Reardon by Jazza442 October 25, 2023