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stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.
Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
Realistic Smurf cat by Indoggob September 11, 2023

realmatt 

Realmatt is a YouTube Roblox clickbaiter who is just making clickbait content and people dislikes his video and people hate his fake giveaways.

Realmatt created a video and made it a meme: flamingo is dying soon... (VERY SAD)
Flamingo commented: I wish
lol

Update: realmatt's videos are deleted
RealMatt forgot to stop recording... (VERY SAD)
realmatt by RandomDoesYT_64 May 10, 2020

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes
1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?
realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.
Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.
realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010