Realitywhore 

See Carnie Wilson. A person who will go on any reality show to become and/or stay famous. Someone who will do and say anything on television or through the media to achieve fame and/or keep themselves relevant. Pseudocelebrity. Famewhore. Someone whose glory days have faded, who is desperate to cling onto whatever fame/attention they can get. Usually these types lived too high when famous and are now desperate to maintain that lifestyle, even if it includes making a sad spectacle of themselves in the process.

Carnie Wilson, uber realitywhore. Has whored herself out to well over a dozen reality TV shows, several talk shows as well. Talks about intensely private things and even includes her small children in her desperation for money/attention. Will stop at nothing to not have to have a real job.

Realitywhore by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

Reality Whore 

A person who is EXTREMELY outgoing and talkactive to everyone. The person often loves to party, shop, get drunk and use drugs. They hate not-so-outgoing people and they love to talk about "daily basis" things in life. They speak loudly about their dreams (often being a stripper, etc.) and in the end, they never achieve any of those.

Brittany (Blonde bimbo): "Ooh, we will have a BIG party this weekend, with 9000 guests! OMG! I'm gonna get drunk and dance on the tables!"

Brittany is a stereotypical reality whore.

Reality Whore by RealityWhore September 4, 2012

realtwhore 

Most real estate agents. They are salesman, who make money only when people buy and sell real estate, but they will try to tell you that they are your friend, helping you to get your little piece of the American Dream.

someone: My agent said that now is a great time to buy!
someone else: Umm, of course he did. He's a realtwhore.

realtwhore by iceweasel September 10, 2009

reality whore 

someone who starts off on one reality show, then gets casted for others before eventually getting their own.

Real & Chance are such reality whores.

reality whore by AJ23 January 11, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016