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1.
Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.
Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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2.
An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.
Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.
by theoldcrow January 12, 2012
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