Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm