Realestank

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An analogy as to "real estate", yet referring to women instead of houses or property, making the comical inference that one would go and find realestank as opposed to the normal usage of real estate, as in finding property.

Bro 1: "Yo what's good for tonight??"

Bro 2: "We're going to hit up that natty light, crush a few, and find some realestank"

Bro 1: "Fuck yeaaaahhh"

Realestank by swagmaster2k11 October 22, 2011

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Réalistan

Réalistan is another name for the island of Montréal, a large city in Québec, Canada.

Other names include Real City and Mount Real.

Im going back to Réalistan tomorrow.

My boyfriend is Réalistani.

Réalistani's are so stylish.

Réalistan by SKnowledge April 2, 2011

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realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

realestatefinance by jerry November 5, 2004

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realestinferno

some guy who wants to fuck gnarpy and likes playing changed for a living

robert: did you hear about realestinferno?
soil: yeah, i heard he was a fag

realestinferno by That’s fuckin edgy January 27, 2024

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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