Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
'I had such a good read last night, I'll send you a link to the Book I was reading'