A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.
Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"
by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023
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