A Rat Twinkie is not for the faint of heart. Do not do this if you easily spew.

Step 1: Find a rat, preferably dead, although if you can't find one your local pet shop may have some available.

Step 2: Masturbate, using the rat as a sort of fleshlight, and then finish inside.

Step 3: Take a bite, and let its creaminess fill you up.
Person 1: Bro, I created a rat twinkie today.
Person 2: How did it taste?
Person 1: Awful.
by TheOfficialSabre September 25, 2021
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