Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?
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Person 1: hey do you know who Rasputin is

Person 2: yeah he’s that no good faggot junkie isn't he

Person 1: yeah
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Wow this song is good, must be a Rasputin!
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Russian legend siad that Rasputin has a 13-inch penis
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Rasputin gave me a stroke from his puns.
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