|1.||Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything|
take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it
works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..
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+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"