A Portuguese striker who likes to fly to go on trips to Las Vegas and try to catch as many rape accusations as possible.
Be careful, when I was using the slots machine, Rapenaldo took my wife and vanished. Must’ve been a big game!
by Tapiano Dolphinaldo September 1, 2021
A professional footballer from Portugal who is popular for crying out at people. He goes to England with a bottle in his hand, gets benched 24/7, cries, Goes to Arabian bomb league and still isn't gonna start
"I started my TV and saw Pier-Morgan Man/Rapenaldo crying out at. Now Rapenaldo plays in Arabian league"
by Rapenaldo/PiersMorgan-Man January 1, 2023