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Painful chafing or blistering of the penis arising from the unwanted friction caused by having sex with an insufficiently lubricated partner, either with or without their consent.
Man, Laura and I got wasted last night and she really wanted to fuck. I kept trying to jam it in her but she wasn't wet enough. I woke up this morning with a bad case of Rape Dick.
by The Naughty Vicar December 12, 2010

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