1 - be incredibly ugly with little or no teeth
2 - be pregnant by the time they are 17, unmarried and unaware who the father could be,
3 - wear Rangers football shirts and gold chains (from Argos)
4 - smoke while pregnant! preferably Regal kingsize
5 - be a heroin addict (preferably whilst pregnant)!
6 - wear 15 sovereigns on their fingers at all times.
7 - shout and swear in the street, even at their own children
8 - wear their slippers to the off licence to buy Buckfast
9 - be on benefits (otherwise you are considered posh)
10 - get a coloured tattoo on their ankle of a dolphin, rose or Winnie the Pooh.
11 - be called Carolann, Chelsea, tammy-Lee, chantelle, chanel, Diane, lee, Kelsey, etc etc
12 - name their child Paris, Jordan, keyliegh, lesley-ann etc etc
13 - decorate their house with the following; sofa from DFS with leather puffy arms, floral wallpaper to clash with the floral carpet to clash with the floral curtains and dado rail - all different types of pattern. the bedroom must be lilac and silver themed with wall paper peeled off one wall.
1 - be the ugliest, scariest looking blokes you've ever seen, also with little or no teeth
2 - have tattoos with some