noun:
Man with moobs who..
Thinks he looks FINE in sweatpants and a muscle shirt.
Who eats MCDONALDS like its goin outta style.
Who's a chunker.
Who pretends to have abs.
Who claims he can run for miles but we all know he can't.
Steals slim jims from indian gas stations.
Who is confused about his race.
Who lights dandy lions on fire because he thinks he's badass.
Man with moobs who..
Thinks he looks FINE in sweatpants and a muscle shirt.
Who eats MCDONALDS like its goin outta style.
Who's a chunker.
Who pretends to have abs.
Who claims he can run for miles but we all know he can't.
Steals slim jims from indian gas stations.
Who is confused about his race.
Who lights dandy lions on fire because he thinks he's badass.
by Bellybuttonlover May 24, 2011