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randomman
An all knowing, pious forum superhero who can't stay out of contentious discussion. Typically ill informed, morally indignant because he thinks it fits in, annoying and cringeworthy.
There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.
There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.
It's addictive. I once told my friends that I could never get addicted to anything. Now I know I was lying. If someone takes my bike away from me I'll stab them in the face.
-randomman
-randomman
randomman by Xuathrondomolonian August 4, 2009
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Randomming
is the verb for being random
is when you're doing random stuff, saying random things or just being random.
is when you're doing random stuff, saying random things or just being random.
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randomm hero
Lazy kids who turn out to be randomly good at something, or randomly do something really cool. Mainly in new england. Originated from Ryan Dunn's nickname in the CKY movies.
randomm hero by Randomm Her0 May 1, 2006
Randomming
Hooking up with random strangers as a way of life. There is currently no twelve step program to assist the randommer.
Randomming by fatwhytie November 22, 2010
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