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A term used to explain something out of the ordinary or something that doesn't make sense. A term I hear way too often and it pisses me off more then anything. Please, If you are going to be the R word or if something is so R or whatever, just try not to say the fucking word out loud. Just keep it to yourself and I'm sure everyone around you will notice and give you points. I mean, out of all the different types of humor, I do think it is the funniest when it doesn't make sense. Although, it is not funny to say the R word, and saying the R word is not so R itself. So please. Refrain! Red light green light untill I die.
-Frank: It says I must use this word in a sentence!
Hogarth: Which word mom?
Frank: Random
Hogarth: Oh mom, my ears are on fire. Please make my bed then show me to the door.

-It would be more simple if you just put the sock next to the scotch tape and let the gerbil take care of the rest.

-Your hairbrush is full of dreams, and poison.

-Jeff: So what is with this?
Leonard: You are going to need a lot melt action up in that.
Jeff: I really can't afford this.
Leonard: You aren't a magic are you? Huh? cutie? look at that little dress, look at it.
Leonard: Ghost treaty!?
Jeff: SLAP TIME!
Leonard: FUN PUZZLES?
Jeff: STARVATION?!
Leonard: HAHAHA!
Jeff: HAHAHAHAH!

-What's more important to you, pancakes or making progress. I mean c'mon.

-Mister Paddles has a coat HAH! and it isn't even cold. Paddles is in such trouble! What will he do? That Paddles, he's always getting himself into some unsettling situations. Yeah Paddles, I hear you. I will remove the hook. Soon Paddles. Love you Paddles. LOVE YOU!

Girl: Terry! Grandpa is mean mugging himself again. He said he would stop if you would actually use the chess set for something other than musical chairs. You know how grandpa gets.
Terry: TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK THEN I WAS HAVING FUN BEING AN IGLOO AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED!
by JSwan August 2, 2006
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