Randallize

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.

Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."

by FlopJock June 30, 2020

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Randall

The savior cloud floating around in the Yoshi's Story stage in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Player 1: How did you not die from that Falco spike?
Player 2: I got saved by Randall!

by Stanman128 December 4, 2015

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The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.

My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.

by Smokey255 April 24, 2018

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Randall

The best boyfriend in the world. A Randall is very energetic and random but also has a calm and collective side. Falls in loves easily and is very fun to be around. Extremely handsome and strong.

Girl 1: Who's her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing

by XenaRage May 15, 2011

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Randallism

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.

The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.

by King Randall January 9, 2006

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