Ramswell

A name for someone who claims to have a legitimate business selling products online without having the means to view or buy what he is selling.

Potential Customer (PC): Can I see what you are selling online before I buy it?
Retailer: Err, no... just give me your money and I'll get it to you. I have described it to you already!
PC: but I would like to see what I'm getting for my money, please show me!
Retailer: insert weak excuse here for not having a website or pictures available
PC: Oh, I see you are a Ramswell retailer. NO SALE!

Ramswell by Gerard Bergstein August 29, 2006

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ramsdell

1. The act of getting struck in the face by a giant dildo.

2. Smoking ganja so much that you puke.

1. Dude that bitch wouldn't slob on my knob, so i gave her a ramsdell.

2. Man i totally ramsdelled after that party.

ramsdell by Dylan Ramsdell April 15, 2008

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Ramsell

A person who is an absolute mug. Hasn't learned how to wipe his ass.

"Do you smell something?"

"Yeah, Thats Ramsell".

Ramsell by Iambradleyramsell November 11, 2012

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Ramdwell

A young man who enjoys submitting to more men in a week than there are days.

Person 1: That's like the 8th guy he's been with this week.
Person 2: Well, he is Ramdwell.

Ramdwell by Madagascans May 30, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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