by Нейт July 28, 2019
noun. a t-shirt that is worn on the head in a way that makes the wearer resemble king Ramses, the Egyptian pharaoh. it should be noted that a t-shirt worn, or intended to be worn in any other way is not a ramses.
by afgq January 9, 2009
by Brandyn W. May 5, 2008
When a promised investment / payment never happens and the person that promised the investment is completely silent.
A: Joe promised to give us 200K USD and he still didn't do anything.
B: Oh my god he decided to pull a ramses on you!
B: Oh my god he decided to pull a ramses on you!
by your_mom_is_fat February 15, 2021
A fart so bad it smells like a mummy stuffed with cat shit. Known by its spicy, yet musty smell of lingering death.
by ramsesfartsniffersuperplusplus March 11, 2009
Ramses II is most known as the pharaoh who built the space shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the USA. Born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. At the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. This annoyed very much the inhabitants of the Nile region because he didn't have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.
Making the Space Shuttle
Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.
Finestrism
They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.
Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
Making the Space Shuttle
Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.
Finestrism
They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.
Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
Gordon Ramsey but Egyptian.
Alpha: Do you know that Gordon Ramsey went to search the lamb sauce in the pyramids of Egypt?
Beta: So now he is Gordon Ramses
Beta: So now he is Gordon Ramses
by Incognitux July 14, 2021