meaning: twat, often found on profile websites, usually with unfound feelings of self importance towards themselves and using the opportunity to prey on 16 year old girls.
"Are you going to the pub tonight mate?" "No I'd better not, Chris might be there and I can't afford to get nicked for ABH again because if I see that lousy 'Ralph the Cat' I'll end up punching him.
by tonyjoe January 23, 2005